In trying to "develop a unique voice for my blog," I discovered that I am really good (read: fast) at writing haikus. If you like my haikus, comment and I will start delivering more haikus. I am nothing if not responsive to my loyal and growing readership. Without further adu (ha ha! I've been up since 4:30am cut me some slack), here are my.... Parenting Haikus, by Stage Newborn: Early exposure to computer linked to higher IQ, according to no literature I could find Peeing while breastfeeding. Every new mom has done this It's multi-tasking. Crawler: Just getting covered in dust motes at my sister's dress rehearsal Across the playground, See him eat mulch. Don't judge me, Mom of just one kid. Toddler: Reason? With me? Are you friend or foe? Who knows what you will do next. I am terrified. Preschooler: You can pump your legs! Swinging you no longer feels Like I'm Sisyphus. I'm eating the raspberries off the bush before they are ripe! Praise me! Scho...
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