What explanation is needed? It is self-evident that my life is really similar to lots of romantic movies in a variety of obvious ways. I will elucidate why, for those of you who have common sense.
Dirty Dancing: Baby and I are both Jewish. She brings a watermelon to the staff cabins and I also interacted with a watermelon today making preschool lunches. Neither of us is as good at dancing as Patrick Swayze.
Gone With the Wind: Scarlett and I both deal with chaos and utter devastation (Civil War and Reconstruction; dinner and bathtime). We both used to look a lot better before the chaos and devastation ensued. We both manipulate people (she uses her wiles to get financial help; I use jellybeans to get my kids to poop on the potty).
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: I no longer remember anything about my relationship prior to having kids. But I have a vague intuition that I used to really be into him. (Just kidding, it's a strong intuition.)
Her: The OS and I are both really into connecting on social media. We are both named Samantha.
Pretty Woman: Nobody wants me in their high-end store during the day either.
The Titanic: I feel as though I am on a sinking ship often.
Groundhog Day: Come on, challenge me.
Dirty Dancing: Baby and I are both Jewish. She brings a watermelon to the staff cabins and I also interacted with a watermelon today making preschool lunches. Neither of us is as good at dancing as Patrick Swayze.
Gone With the Wind: Scarlett and I both deal with chaos and utter devastation (Civil War and Reconstruction; dinner and bathtime). We both used to look a lot better before the chaos and devastation ensued. We both manipulate people (she uses her wiles to get financial help; I use jellybeans to get my kids to poop on the potty).
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: I no longer remember anything about my relationship prior to having kids. But I have a vague intuition that I used to really be into him. (Just kidding, it's a strong intuition.)
Her: The OS and I are both really into connecting on social media. We are both named Samantha.
The Notebook: I forget things all the time. My husband (upon my request/demand) writes things down that we need to remember.
Sleepless in Seattle: I am often sleepless to the point of hallucination. I could be in Seattle for all I know.
The Titanic: I feel as though I am on a sinking ship often.
Groundhog Day: Come on, challenge me.
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