Frozen Accessories by Ducky Suppliers: Little Girl Crack

Hey, have you ever heard of the movie Frozen? Ha ha ha ha. If you are the mother of a female child on this planet, the answer is, "I go to sleep with Elsa and Anna's voices ringing in my head. They infiltrate my dreams. I have 'Do you want to build a snowman?' on repeat in my nightmares, edging out that one about what if I got pregnant again."

So, basically, if you were a really awesome blogger that could ask for free stuff from anyone in the world, and you were the mom of two little girls, what would you ask for? You got it, Frozen stuff.

I requested and received both a Frozen hairbow and a Frozen necklace from Ducky Suppliers on Etsy.

Here they are:

Hello, birthday present for every little girl in preschool for the next six months.

Since I am no rookie mom, I have no excuse for my stupidity in not asking for two identical things, so here is the start of a Big Fight: http://youtu.be/b9JqIYn4uVo

Here is what Clara thinks: http://youtu.be/p_PzyrQfCCI

Here is what Natalia has to say: http://youtu.be/bpx9YMsVXHI

So, in addition to the obvious observation, which is that my kids should not quit their day jobs and go into sales, I will tell you that these are very cute, well made Frozen accessories that will delight your little girl(s). I would say to go with a necklace if you're deciding between the two, because necklaces are a rarity for kids and therefore they will feel like a Big Girl. But, they loved the bow as well and Natalia wore it to preschool.

Good job, Melissa at Ducky Suppliers! Purchase from them and see more of their awesome stuff on Etsy or on Facebook. And do not try to give two different things to each of your daughters, unless you are stupid like me.

Next time: whatever other awesome stuff I can score for free. Advertising opportunity, anyone? How about suppliers of No-Doz, I could use that.

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